Jessie:
WOAH, I’ve been neglecting this place.

Whoops.

Be busy and stuff, so sue me.

How’s it goin’, though?

spazzmotic:

what is KIDS FIND IT.

‘MOMMY WHATS THIS?’
or some kinda.
Creepy as fuck old man looks at it.

I don’t know or care.

Just.

Show it.

draconicduo replied to your post: //Lance used Nudge!

jdklsad hey! c: how’ve you been man? -//tail wag-

-Casually floats over to Lance and initiates a cuddle.-

I’ve been alright! Busy, but… Alright.

What about you? I haven’t seen you in ages! Where have you been hiding your fuzzy butt, hmn?

spazzmotic:

WHAT??
NO.
NO FUCK NO, WHO DOES THAT???

LOTS OF PEOPLE.

Show me the booty.

(( On Teefury, they have another eeveelution shirt which I ordered;

ISN’T IT AWESOME?

It’s only gonna be sold for one day only, so if you want it… GET YER BUTT TO TEEFURY AND ORDER IT. 8U ))

spazzmotic:

YEAH YEAH okay I knew that

-grumpy grump-
So uh..
What have you been up to?

-PAUSES, resting his chin on Lester’s shoulder.-

Oh, you know, same old buisness at the store…

-Cheek nudge-

You alright?

spazzmotic:

I’m pretty sure the internet has what you’re lookin’ for.

You have naked pictures of yourself online????

HUNTING FOR BOOTY.

spazzmotic replied to your post: I’ve had five energy drinks in one hour and I’m…

I did the same thing with lemonade and I peed every 3 minutes. JUST WAIT…

I’VE ALREADY PEED 10 TIMES.

spazzmotic:

Don’t horses have long noses?

ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING SAY I HAVE A BIG NOSE?
-FROWNS-

… LESTER, IT’S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

GOD.

-Big ol’ smooch-

spazzmotic:

DSHGKSJ WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

DO I LOOK LIKE A PONY TO YOU??

Yes.

You look like a HANDSOME STALLION. 

Does the horse-trait spread to your crotch, too?

-CASUALLY NIBBLES ON HIS EARS-

I’ve had five energy drinks in one hour and I’m about to drink my sixth. (⊙‿⊙✿)